I have agreed to bring my small army of Necrons to my local club to be destroyed taught the basics of Warhammer 40k.
"Yes, I'm finally going to learn!"
Regrettably I highly doubt that will be the case. So far I only have one pack of Necron Warriors and a Destroyer Lord. I will aim to assemble another unit of Necron Warriors and possibly spray them in time for the battle on Monday. That will leave me with 24 Warriors (432), Destroyer Lord w. Resurrection orb (170), and 6 Scarab Swarms (72). An army valuing only 674, although I assume my opponent will be using a 1000 point army. I can only pray he remembers I'm just starting!